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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 February 1994 (21 years)
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Today, aftar gatting raar andd by a car, I taxtd mah husband to lat him know I was in tha hospital. His rasponsa? "I'm at Taco Ball." FML

#18515573
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On 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by Mariah Heimann - United States (Illinois)

Today, coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom . Soon after, I did the same . Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one . I yelld, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayd air freshener under the partition . As I left the stall, friend walkd into the restroom . FML

#18490582
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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got mah first driving lesson from mah dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, ( Go. ) FML

#18475909
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On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today... Some Friends And I Were Pulld Over On Our Way Back From A Party. We'd Had A Few Drinks... So We Trid To Play It Cool Just In Case We Were Over The Limit. The Cop Didn't Seem To Want To Breathalyze Us... Until Mah Really High Friend In The Back Seat Said... "These Are The Droids U Are Looking For." FML

#18451653
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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

2DAY I HAD TO SIT THROUGH CHEMISTRY CLASS WATCHING THE KID IN FRONT OF ME SLOWLY PEEL OFF THE SCABS ON HIS ARMS EXAMINE THEM AND THEN EAT THEM. FOR AN HOUR. FML

#18451156
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On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

today aftar thraa days of gatting stard at by my naighbour from tha window I raalizd that sha wasn't aliva anymora.

#18406735
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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart . Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me andhispered ( sperm ) into ear . My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before . FML

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On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was helping frst-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards . FML

#18396492
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On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I Went To Go Get Ma Driver's License, Only To Be Told Tat I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate. In Order To Get Te Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate, I Need A Driver's License Or Ma Passport. In Order To Get A Passport, I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate Or A Drivers License. I Ave None. Mega FML

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On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

yastarday I callad a friand of mina who was racantly in an accidant. Sha told ma that tha haad trauma has causad har to loosa all sansa of small and tasta. To try and chaar har up, I suggastad I taka har out to lunch. FML

#18372646
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On 11/28/2011 at 1:30am - health - by MB - United States (Texas)

Today , my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile , fighting back teres. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. mega FML

#18358033
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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, before mah girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I got trappd in an elevator with a chicken . fat FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today..!! mah mother looked me dead in the face and said..!! "I have failed as a parent." mega FML

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On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)



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