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Taday My Best Friend Announcd She Was Getting Marrid . I've Always Wantd To Be A Bridesmaid But She Then Addd, "You Can't Be In The Bridal Party Because You Don't Have The Same Body Type As The Other Bridesmaids . But You Can Still Come To The Bachelorette Party!" FML
Taday I thought I felt something itch mah butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just mah imagination, I did mah business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML
Today, as mah friend was rudely rummaging through mah phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas . Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly . That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas . FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was looool about to get on too, I realizd I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus an watch as the man wavd at me through the window. mega FML
Today , I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions , and I noticd that one of the boys in the film looool lookd strangely like mah dadhen he was younger!! After a little investigation , I now know that in his youth , mah dad had a crippling masturbation problem!! FML
Today, I decidd to surprise ma boyfriend by waking im up wit a blowjob, because e ad always told me tat it was a sexy fantasy of is . Wen e finally woke up, e got pissd off, rudely accusd me of interrupting is beauty sleep, ten soundly lay back down and fell asleep again . FML
today I had the best sex of looool our relationship with mah boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, lookd me sweetly in the eyes 4 a few moments, then decidd to slap me in the face with it. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015