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About vespergreen : I got to stay high all my life to forget I'm missing you.
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Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympaty card signed by everyone in te office to my cubicle. Te card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't knowere tey got te idea from and no one believes me. looool Tey said tat denial is part of grieving. FML
my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
TODAY,HILE IN THE YARD, MAH 18-MONTH-OLD SON DECIDED TO TAKE OFF RUNNING INTO THE ROAD,HERE A CAR WAS DRIVING. I RUSHED AFTER HIM, ONLY 4 ONE OF MAH DRESS STRAP TO SUDDENLY BREAK WITHOUT WARNING. IT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE I WAS TRYING TO FLAG DOWN THE DRIVER WITH MAH FLAILING TIT. FML
Friday 27 March 2015