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by HowAreYouAlive / 07/09/2014 at 12:24am / United States (Virginia) / Work
by egged / 07/07/2014 at 9:41pm / Singapore / Health
by zl5 / 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Work
by fleatitting fame / 07/04/2014 at 5:30pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love
by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love
Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
by over prtective father / 06/24/2014 at 12:35am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by Anon / 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML
by icandothecancan / 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
by Alex / 06/20/2014 at 6:05pm / United Kingdom (Ealing) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 3:21pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by stopinthenameoflove / 06/19/2014 at 10:37am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by guest / 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me… Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some… Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with…