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  • Number of visits : 3435
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About vespergreen : I got to stay high all my life to forget I'm missing you.

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Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympaty card signed by everyone in te office to my cubicle. Te card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't knowere tey got te idea from and no one believes me. looool Tey said tat denial is part of grieving. FML

#21204205
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43811) - you deserved it (3088)

On 07/09/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by ninnang - United States (Hawaii)

Taday mah coworker calld in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma an askd if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's trid to use this excuse. FML

#21203542
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42532) - you deserved it (3388)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today... I Ad Tis Really Ig Fever And My Sister Decides I'm Ot Enoug To Fry An Egg On. So I'm Lying In Bed Now... Still Terribly Feveris But Smelling Of Te Egg Se Cracked On My Back. FML

#21202148
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37759) - you deserved it (3353)

On 07/07/2014 at 9:41pm - health - by egged - Singapore

Today , the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guyho planned thehole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML

#21198798
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49270) - you deserved it (4483)

On 07/04/2014 at 7:17pm - work - by zl5 (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him he continued "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy u know?" fat FML

#21198697
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37280) - you deserved it (3324)

On 07/04/2014 at 5:30pm - misc - by fleatitting fame (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today , my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die."

#21195046
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51495) - you deserved it (4415)

On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, It's My Birthday. My Next-door Nieghbours Gave Me A Stool An Some Rope. FML

#21194564
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56291) - you deserved it (5217) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62248) - you deserved it (4821)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, it became apparent that mah father knows more about mah boyfriend than I do because he spends so much time interrogating him.

#21186073
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40428) - you deserved it (5142)

On 06/24/2014 at 12:35am - love - by over prtective father (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

#21185679
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46758) - you deserved it (5328)

On 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm - kids - by Anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY,HILE IN THE YARD, MAH 18-MONTH-OLD SON DECIDED TO TAKE OFF RUNNING INTO THE ROAD,HERE A CAR WAS DRIVING. I RUSHED AFTER HIM, ONLY 4 ONE OF MAH DRESS STRAP TO SUDDENLY BREAK WITHOUT WARNING. IT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE I WAS TRYING TO FLAG DOWN THE DRIVER WITH MAH FLAILING TIT. FML

#21183414
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42292) - you deserved it (5634)

On 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by icandothecancan - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, mah dad told me that I was concievd while he and mah mother were high on LSD. He then stard into the distance, mumbld "Probably explains a few things" and chuckld to himself. FML

#21182176
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42775) - you deserved it (3883)

On 06/20/2014 at 6:05pm - kids - by Alex (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, we went to the wedding of one of mah friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, mah boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML

#21182017
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42334) - you deserved it (5106)

On 06/20/2014 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, an hold it uphen she gets bored during sex . FML

#21180516
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50595) - you deserved it (14261)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:37am - love - by stopinthenameoflove - Ireland (Dublin)



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