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About vespergreen : I got to stay high all my life to forget I'm missing you.
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Today, my college did a fre drill, an instructions were given by intercom in English an Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English an Mexican, why say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, an he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents r related. real FML
Today.. . I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze an was practically falling asleep at my till . He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk.. . he was just blind . Still refusing to sell him the beer.. . he started yelling at me.. . accusing me of "bieng racist against the 'blinds'" . FML
Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.
Today... Younger Sister Ran Into Room... Telling Me Someone Was Trying To Break In. We Were Home Alone... So She Went To Hide As I Took A Crowbar An Followed The Intruder. Just As I Was About To Swing... He Turned Around: It Was Dad. I Had To Explain To Sister That Burglars Don't Have Keys. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's 4 a late night snack . Turns out she lid to me an just usd me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing . I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars an make out . I just want fries . FML
Today, I Was Called In Over Speakers At The Arport !! The Man Who Was Speaking Clerely And Nerely Burst Out Laughing When He Said My Name !! Soon, A Few People Around Also Snickered When They Hered It !! I Had To Wait Five Minutes Before I Could Casually Stand Up !! My Last Name Is Bastard !! FML
Today... my 8 year old son askd me wy e ad to make is bd everyday if e would just use it again. I replid wit... ( You flus te toilet even toug you're going to use it again... rigt? ) He said... ( Good point. ) Now e's not making is bd or flusing te toilet. FML
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