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About vespergreen : I got to stay high all my life to forget I'm missing you.

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Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML


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On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML


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On 12/17/2013 at 8:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - China (Shanghai)

Today, my OCD has got so bad that I took over 10 pictures of my house's power outlets before leaving, just so I could view them later to reassure myself that no appliances were plugged in. FML

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML


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On 12/14/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by Crystal_Nicole - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I started coughing. That coughing led to an asthma attack, which led to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" FML


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On 12/12/2013 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML


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On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML


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On 12/06/2013 at 4:36am - misc - by unlucky neighbors - China (Shanghai)

Today, I received a poorly-written letter from my asshole neighbor in which he threatened to "sew" me because my dog shat on his lawn again. I went over, asked if he needed some wool for his sewing, and told him to stop being an idiot. Now he's apparently hiring a lawyer for real. FML


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On 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by possibly a sweater (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML


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On 12/03/2013 at 12:28pm - health - by wheezy - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML


Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML


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On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML


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On 11/27/2013 at 11:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML


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On 11/26/2013 at 10:11pm - work - by tortured (man) - United States

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