About venfinch : I love music I'm a vegetarian and I don't like the human race :)
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by WalkTheOtherWay / 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or your grade percent in this class?" FML
by IHateSchool-.- / 12/11/2014 at 6:13pm / United States / Work
by Studying is for crazy people. / 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by HoobidibooFox / 11/13/2014 at 5:26pm / United Kingdom (Dudley) / Miscellaneous
by honey, no boo-boo / 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML
by jennabee97 / 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by CatLover / 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/06/2014 at 12:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Purple / 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by spooked / 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by kismet_fire / 11/04/2014 at 5:57pm / United States (California) / Work
by Katthebamf / 09/28/2014 at 10:25am / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Transportation
Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…