About velociraptor_123 : I'm in band. I play trombone, euphonium, and baritone, but most people don't know what the last two are. Oh well. That's about all...
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Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids
by GodSquad / 09/26/2013 at 4:06am / United Kingdom (Blackburn with Darwen) / Love
by seriously? / 08/23/2013 at 3:40am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 6:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by sabrinatarmine_ / 07/21/2013 at 10:35pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I got fired from my job as a seafood manager because an entire wedding group came in and started yelling at me, saying the shrimp was horrible and I ruined their wedding. They showed me the leftovers; they never cooked them. They fed raw shrimp at a wedding dinner party. FML
by Gross / 07/21/2013 at 7:20pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by accountnamevalid / 07/21/2013 at 12:45am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/23/2010 at 10:45am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I rang British Gas to cancel my boiler cover, as I'm totally and utterly skint. I told her the reason was I was getting divorced, moving house, losing my job and had no income at all. She was very sympathetic, and said "how would you like to pay your £37 cancellation fee?" FML
by shellbom / 11/17/2009 at 4:33pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous
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