About Velociraptor_123
I'm in band. I play trombone, euphonium, and baritone, but most people don't know what the last two are. Oh well. That's about all...
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Velociraptor_123's favorite FMLs

Today, I rang British Gas to cancel my boiler cover, as I'm totally and utterly skint. I told her the reason was I was getting divorced, moving house, losing my job and had no income at all. She was very sympathetic, and said "how would you like to pay your £37 cancellation fee?" FML

By shellbom - / Tuesday 17 November 2009 21:33 / United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML

By GodSquad - / Thursday 26 September 2013 08:06 / United Kingdom - Blackburn

Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML

By seriously? / Friday 23 August 2013 07:40 /

Today, out of partying reflex, I downed Communion wine like a vodka shot. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 10 August 2013 10:05 / United States - Palmdale

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

By sabrinatarmine_ / Monday 22 July 2013 02:35 / United States - Carmel Valley