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vball_luvah
  • Town/Country : California, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1475
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About vball_luvah : Hey y'all! I'm currently a student and will now go on FML whenever i don't want to do homework so i can procrastinate :)

I am tall (5'9"), thin but not skinny, and have brown hair and hazel eyes. i am usually outgoing but have been known to be overly sarcastic and dramatic. I respect people's opinions but no hating. please.

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Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11913) - you deserved it (5667)

On 03/12/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8716) - you deserved it (26162)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20206) - you deserved it (7473)

On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

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397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63673) - you deserved it (14527)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)



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