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About vball_luvah : Hey y'all! I'm currently a student and will now go on FML whenever i don't want to do homework so i can procrastinate :)
I am tall (5'9"), thin but not skinny, and have brown hair and hazel eyes. i am usually outgoing but have been known to be overly sarcastic and dramatic. I respect people's opinions but no hating. please.
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015