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vball_luvah
  • Town/Country : California, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1155
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About vball_luvah : I love volleyball. obviously. but i don't suck. i am a hitter and played hs/club. any other volleyball luvahs out there?

i'm currently a student and will now go on FML whenever i don't want to do homework so i can procrastinate :)

I am tall (5'9"), thin but not skinny, and have brown hair and hazel eyes. i am usually outgoing but have been known to be overly sarcastic and dramatic.

i am christian. i respect people's opinions but no hating. please.

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Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25768) - you deserved it (12164)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML

#9158678 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (18807) - you deserved it (3835)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by bmaas - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML

#9026047 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (10409) - you deserved it (5290)

On 03/12/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

#8698914 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (5825) - you deserved it (17233)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

#8519480 (475)

I agree, your life sucks (32131) - you deserved it (1945)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (21384) - you deserved it (1364)

On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

#7459742 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (15140) - you deserved it (5792)

On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

#5224172 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (50124) - you deserved it (2484)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of random names she thought of, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087 (411)

I agree, your life sucks (56418) - you deserved it (11333)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)