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Today, mah grlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Brd . FML

#21141738
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54628) - you deserved it (7664)

On 05/16/2014 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by (not) fucked - United States (Texas)

yastarday a customar askd ma looool how long our 6-inch sandwich was!! FML

#21136526
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42836) - you deserved it (4604)

On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML

#21132249
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52309) - you deserved it (19091)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY.. . I WAITED ON A GENTLEMAN AN HIS LADY FRIEND AT MAH RESTAURANT . THEY ORDERED SOME OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEMS ON THE MENU.. . AN I THOUGHT I'D GET A NICE TIP . INSTEAD.. . HE TIPPED ME A SCRAP OF PAPER.. . CONTAINING A DRAWING OF A COCK JIZZING ON A CARICATURE OF MAH FACE.. . AN THE WORD "THANKS."

#21088206
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42318) - you deserved it (3769)

On 03/16/2014 at 2:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start looool to panic. My teacher suggests I sayhatever pops into mah head. I blurt out, ( Heeey Macarena! ) FML

#21086197
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41084) - you deserved it (8375) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today one of the special needs teens I work with confessd his love for me. It was cute until he puttd his erection on mah leg and attemptd to hump me. FML

Today , as my wife and I were getting intimate , I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whisperd in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. real FML

#20946325
154 comments

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On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

Taday I Was Refereeing A Soccer Match An I Called A Foul. An Angry Coach Kept Screaming At Me, Saying "You're Crazy!" I Asked Him To Leave The Field. As He Left, He Lifted His Middle Finger An Screamed, "FUCK YOU!" I Ref 5-year-olds. Fat FML

#20937864
89 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried Ambien 4 the frst time. I now have to apologize to most of my exes 4 excessively rambling emails about getting together 4 some naked Twister.

#20929399
99 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 8:12pm - health - by OutOfMyMind (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah father was taking pictures of mah friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offerd to show us. He scrolld one picture too far and endd up showing us a picture of his penis. mega FML

#20927261
134 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 9:02am - intimacy - by Female_Lucifer (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of cock to dad. FML

#20907559
190 comments

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On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show mah dad a picture on mah phone, mah boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but u can expect a few inches tonight." FML

#20598564
102 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I played Call of Duty wit ma new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged tat a grl beat im. It resulted in im souting at me, claiming tat since I'm Muslim, I must be part of te Taliban,ic would explain ma gaming skills. FML

#20584680
180 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 5:11am - misc - by zahra_786 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on mah arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, an I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on mah forearm. FML

#20579781
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15511) - you deserved it (59857)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said , ( Oh so u DO know where it is! ) and walked away , roaring with laughter. FML

#20562040
103 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 3:29am - work - by apparentlytoougly (woman) - United States (California)



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