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Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 8:04am - misc - by Mayshod -
Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom
Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 5:30pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)
Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)
Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 3:47pm - money - by DaisyMay (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 10:23pm - money - by Anonymous -
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
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