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  • Town/Country : Loveland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 509
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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vaderismyfriend's favorite FMLs

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27959) - you deserved it (1935)

On 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29783) - you deserved it (4098)

On 06/02/2015 at 9:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47093) - you deserved it (7596)

On 03/31/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by off to the whorehouse, then (man) - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44517) - you deserved it (13653)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40569) - you deserved it (6784)

On 11/21/2013 at 1:00am - love - by StarWarsGeek (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45421) - you deserved it (7043)

On 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by NOKHAN (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except when he did he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25630) - you deserved it (3975)

On 09/26/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by wickedbeauty333 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8793) - you deserved it (28000)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13434) - you deserved it (54976)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15897) - you deserved it (32890)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm - intimacy - by RobinBunny713 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48599) - you deserved it (3326) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML


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On 12/25/2010 at 2:31am - love - by ima nerd - United States (Alabama)

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML


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On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8386) - you deserved it (38134)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Fuzzy (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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