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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 157
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41447) - you deserved it (6805)

On 03/31/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by off to the whorehouse, then (man) - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML


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On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML


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