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usyagi
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, PA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 November 1983 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 303
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About usyagi : Mother of rabbits and other critters, and wife to a full-time Gamer/Animenerd/Geek. I like Zombies, Sci-Fi (Star Trek, SG1, B5), fast cars, and books. I live off sarcasm.

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Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

#16276951 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (6446) - you deserved it (2379)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML

#13013607 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (24122) - you deserved it (2982)

On 09/12/2010 at 1:22am - love - by stood-up (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

#9154406 (327)

I agree, your life sucks (10893) - you deserved it (47452)

On 03/17/2010 at 5:22am - kids - by Kid (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated-looking my chest has become and how she only wants to help. Except that I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML

#8940307 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (25593) - you deserved it (1430)

On 03/09/2010 at 3:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

#8936856 (505)

I agree, your life sucks (7327) - you deserved it (21635)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

#381498 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (118308) - you deserved it (14782)

On 03/16/2009 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by gfg (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)