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Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6380) - you deserved it (46204)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (6789)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - love - by OnlyMee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28533) - you deserved it (4139)

On 07/05/2011 at 4:27am - intimacy - by davidthegreat (man) - Japan

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27395) - you deserved it (258625)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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