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Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

#2654949
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67608) - you deserved it (7578)

On 06/06/2009 at 7:18am - work - by foretwintie (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

#2019418
184 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

#505587
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70187) - you deserved it (11616)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was running late for work so instead of walking the ten minutes to the office, I took a taxi. The driver took the opportunity to share the story of his first sexual experience with a man. In great detail. FML

#279644
49 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Noname - Philippines (Cebu City)

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

#183630
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84020) - you deserved it (12325)

On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss said he was giving me a significant raise. After he requested the payroll department to raise my salary they informed him he needed to fill out a one-sheet form. He took my raise away because he didn't want to fill out that sheet. FML

#154769
19 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 6:05pm - work - by anabolic (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

#44996
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54458) - you deserved it (10174)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Noname - United States

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920
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On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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