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Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

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On 11/25/2010 at 8:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML

#13759888
51 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML

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On 10/18/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127
225 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML

#12344215
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On 08/06/2010 at 1:12am - misc - by Shouldaknown (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML

#7377706
76 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 12:51pm - misc - by be_so_slick_56 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad threw up on my dress. My wedding dress. While he was walking me down the aisle. FML

#5431365
123 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 5:38pm - misc - by poorgirl (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by BoredRunner42 - United States (California)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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202 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was sitting in the break room at work eating lunch when I started to choke. My face turned red and tears began welling up in my eyes. Two of my coworkers were there. They began to argue over who would have to give me the heimlich maneuver rather than helping. FML

#4095368
62 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 12:11am - health - by swaiteATC (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML

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109 comments

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On 06/21/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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103 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 10:14pm - misc - by fatty - United States (North Carolina)



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