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Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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108 comments

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On 12/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Chanman1924 - United States

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML

#20131002
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On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML

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On 08/18/2012 at 7:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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On 08/17/2012 at 12:45pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

#20007961
203 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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On 10/16/2011 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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On 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by iliketoastalot - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

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133 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

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149 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

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208 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)



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