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Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML

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On 04/23/2009 at 10:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

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On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

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On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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