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Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2009 at 10:09am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML
by brad3720 / 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by ADT / 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Noname / 01/13/2009 at 5:06am / United States (Virginia) / Money
by Ben-Ben / 11/06/2008 at 4:43am / Intimacy
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…