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Unholyhalfbreed's favorite FMLs

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

By Ben-Ben / Thursday 6 November 2008 09:43 / France

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

By anon / Saturday 10 November 2012 21:14 / United States - Kent

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 21 August 2012 00:46 / United States - Oregon

Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorified thugs from HR started a fistfight with my shift supervisor. I rushed in to break it up, but only succeeded in getting sucker-punched into next week. FML

By jfc519 - / Sunday 12 August 2012 16:23 / United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

By LetItRip / Thursday 12 July 2012 20:35 / Czech Republic - Prague