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  • Town/Country : Langley, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1884
  • Number of comments : 468
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About underguarded : I see you're nerding out ; viewing my profile .
Well in that case, I shall entertain you with a tiddle bit of information for a moment of your time.

I am what you call a total Nerd/Gamer. True , I am a girl and for the most part blow chunks at any FPS BUT, that doesn't mean i can't try.
I am a visual artist. I do a bizarre amount of art forms and have a desire to try almost every type of art.

Don't know why I'm here but, I am.
You may message me at freewill.
And yes that is a picture of me. Enjoy!
Forever Nerd.

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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

#29762
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25376) - you deserved it (4394)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by rainyday (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

#8288
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29547) - you deserved it (6359)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19898) - you deserved it (3888)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43024) - you deserved it (4636)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

#326
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23035) - you deserved it (6032)

On 11/18/2008 at 2:36am - love - by Otherguy - Sent from mobile version



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