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About underguarded : I like to ask, 'is that popcorn ?' After I silently let out a fart.

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Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36089) - you deserved it (7789)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27197) - you deserved it (5131)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (53960) - you deserved it (6576)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML


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On 11/18/2008 at 2:36am - love - by Otherguy - Sent from mobile version

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