Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

underguarded

Search for a member

underguarded

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2334
  • Number of comments : 499
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About underguarded : I see you're nerding out ; viewing my profile .
Well in that case, I shall entertain you with a tiddle bit of information for a moment of your time.

I am a total nerd/gamer and a tad bit shy. I'm really into Japanese culture ,manga , I love rare hidden games (drakengard2 being one of them).
I am a visual artist. I do a bizarre amount of art forms and have a desire to try almost every type of art.

Don't know why I'm here but, I am.
You may message me at freewill.
And yes that is a picture of me. Enjoy!

underguarded's page activity

Visits<b>maria95aa</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 9:40am<b>DavidKnows</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 1:17am<b>Lars93</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 5:07pm<b>LuisFV</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 4:17pm<b>awesomepantTamia</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 9:44am<b>benjamins39</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 10:38pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 7:26pm<b>molzipan</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 6:44pm<b>Denton32</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 6:41pm<b>NSKFML</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 6:28pm<b>myeviltwin</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 6:03pm<b>Wedgietime</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 5:07pm<b>Demonface54</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 5:03pm<b>Joseph_hello</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 12:14am<b>Michaelmore</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 3:46pm<b>hahatofunny</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 12:21pm<b>andrewsully</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 11:38pm<b>J03_b</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 11:25pm

underguarded's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

See all of underguarded's badges

underguarded's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

#9407867
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30378) - you deserved it (5521)

On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

#8965394
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27279) - you deserved it (4328)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:00am - love - by Maddy (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

#8865322
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26153) - you deserved it (7385)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)

Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

#8576368
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24946) - you deserved it (4997)

On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML

#8042728
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29407) - you deserved it (2576)

On 02/09/2010 at 3:14am - love - by estephi - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24010) - you deserved it (7033)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57222) - you deserved it (5681)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

#7433356
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20565) - you deserved it (2328)

On 01/19/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

#7414727
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25448) - you deserved it (5753)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

#6178277
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37881) - you deserved it (7454)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:59am - misc - by obese_chicken (woman) - Australia

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

#6098895
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32531) - you deserved it (2900)

On 11/01/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by WasteOfTime (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML

#5972663
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22440) - you deserved it (6233)

On 10/24/2009 at 10:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was "Don't turn gay". I'm gay. FML

#5562367
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47018) - you deserved it (9805)

On 09/30/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML

#5480750
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32589) - you deserved it (5667)

On 09/26/2009 at 4:00am - misc - by vcarder - United Kingdom



FML's blog

  • Élodie's Illustrated FML
  • Aaaaah, the beach, the sunshine, cool water against our skin...  Nah, just kidding, I can't afford a trip to the beach. This blog is being written from a grotty apartment in the less salubrious parts of…

Friday 18 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: