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About underguarded : I see you're nerding out ; viewing my profile .
Well in that case, I shall entertain you with a tiddle bit of information for a moment of your time.
I am a total nerd/gamer and a tad bit shy. I'm really into Japanese culture ,manga , I love rare hidden games (drakengard2 being one of them).
I am a visual artist. I do a bizarre amount of art forms and have a desire to try almost every type of art.
Don't know why I'm here but, I am.
You may message me at freewill.
And yes that is a picture of me. Enjoy!
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Friday 19 September 2014