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Today, I have pink eye in both eyes, the stomach virus, and a cold. I'm also sitting at work because my boss "doesn't believe in sick days." FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 1:23pm - health - by sicksicksick - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my 16 year old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 11:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)
Today, I learned that the money I work hard for on YouTube has been transferred to the wrong person's banking account. That person is my ex-girlfriend. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 2:35am - money - by Broccolliboyy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I learned that the money I work hard for on YouTube has been transferred to the wrong person's banking account. That person is my ex-girlfriend. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 2:35am - money - by Broccolliboyy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 1:01am - kids - by imarriedanaxemurderer (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)
Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
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On 06/15/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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On 06/15/2013 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML
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On 06/14/2013 at 6:12pm - kids - by I fathered a pussy. (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I attended my mother's funeral. My husband came too, and during the service, I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves, until he started snorting too, and I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML
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On 06/14/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)
Monday 17 June 2013
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