About Un_nomable
There isn't much to know about me. I am a female and I like turtles. I am a computer geek, working to learn the build of custom web design and creating graphics. I am also an artist on quite a few sites, who has no specific style, as every piece is an experiment. I love animals and hope to one day own a fox. *points at picture*. I also love drawing MLP ponies c:
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Un_nomable's favorite FMLs

Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 6 October 2013 21:49 / Canada - Toronto

Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML

By _/ | \_ - / Sunday 6 October 2013 17:40 / Singapore - Singapore

Today, I told my coworkers that I was going on a date tonight so they would think I have a social life. One of them spotted me while I was eating alone at McDonalds. FML

By CreamGravy - / Sunday 6 October 2013 13:54 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 6 October 2013 04:44 / United States

Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 5 October 2013 22:25 / United States - Statham