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Today, my long-distance girlfriend asked me if she could see someone else on the side. FML

#6001023 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (23289) - you deserved it (4642)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:24am - love - by cheezeits (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (8392) - you deserved it (48258)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML

#5796915 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (24166) - you deserved it (5978)

On 10/12/2009 at 2:10pm - health - by Few_Absolutes (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML

#5791977 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (34348) - you deserved it (7337)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by worst (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

#5721676 (267)

I agree, your life sucks (60681) - you deserved it (3856)

On 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (34876) - you deserved it (7277)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, my 63 years old neighbor jumped out of his window… I was the first to find him alive, naked and stuck in a bush… I shouldn’t have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance to rescue him… he was my landlord. FML

#24 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (28303) - you deserved it (13460)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -