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Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33690) - you deserved it (2458)

On 10/27/2009 at 6:28am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

#4799049
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32803) - you deserved it (5551)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by isoheartcaitlin (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

#3713033
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43724) - you deserved it (3649)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said "As long as its not a spa day. that would suck I would never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML

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225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36669) - you deserved it (23559)

On 06/18/2009 at 2:34pm - love - by Lvdkinda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to put my laptop on a desk when I got a text message. I was startled by my ringtone and dropped my laptop on the ground. It now has dent marks on the bottom. The text message was from an annoying friend simply saying "I'm eating a hot dog." FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41301) - you deserved it (12776)

On 05/31/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54217) - you deserved it (14180)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)



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