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About ugotmilk : Bisexual, Bad things happen to me all the time so expect much from me.

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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.


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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the looool piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening , and said (as we walked past a car full of men) , "Well of course it hurts when u put it in the wrong hole!". FML


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On 05/18/2009 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I Let My 5 Year-old Niece Walk My 3 Month-old Husky Puppyhile I Watched. I Didn't Realize How Strong My Puppy Actually Is Until She Took Off Runninghile Dragging My Niece With Her. My Niece Now Has Two Busted Up Knees And Chin And Her Mother Is Now Calling My Puppy "demon Puppy." Real FML

I Made An Appointment With A Therapist Because Lately I've Been Feeling Alone And Lyk No One Cares About Me. I Waited At Her Office For About Forty Minutes Before The Receptionist Informed Me That She Must Have Forgotten About The Appointment. I Was Stood Up By Even My Therapist. Real FML


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On 04/14/2009 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I askd my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips looool if he wantd to eat me. He lookd at the potato chips, he lookd at me an said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I went to work things out with mah girlfriend that I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlock our flat to see that the place was a mess. She had thrown a party and was still passd out nakd next to her boss. FML


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On 01/24/2009 at 5:41am - love - by NJ - United States (Michigan)

Today... my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML


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On 11/22/2008 at 2:02am - misc - by Goatkvlt - Sent from mobile version

Today... I woka up and switchad on tha TV. Tha first thing I saw was a pictura of a wantad rapist... who looks just lyk ma. I'm afraid to laava homa. FML


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