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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 September 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9717
  • Number of comments : 613
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
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Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33010) - you deserved it (3129)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

#18289580
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29984) - you deserved it (5860)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
601 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44361) - you deserved it (11610)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

#18271513
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37839) - you deserved it (5497)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my date threw a fit, burst into tears, and made a huge scene in the middle of a crowded restaurant, all because I offered to pay. FML

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

#18233744
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40774) - you deserved it (3986)

On 11/13/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by unlucky - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39154) - you deserved it (7744)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12756) - you deserved it (41463)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18415) - you deserved it (77500)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8619) - you deserved it (108815)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56909) - you deserved it (8435)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37438) - you deserved it (7478)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

#18170655
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29090) - you deserved it (16438)

On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

#18163904
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54310) - you deserved it (3890)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

#18163904
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54310) - you deserved it (3890)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)



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