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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 September 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10369
  • Number of comments : 627
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
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tygerarmy's favorite FMLs

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40104) - you deserved it (9449)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

#18404759
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31629) - you deserved it (2339)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm - misc - by Aaron -

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21076) - you deserved it (5250)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

#18391386
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36375) - you deserved it (8193)

On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35105) - you deserved it (5310)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32085) - you deserved it (15808)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32085) - you deserved it (15808)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32085) - you deserved it (15808)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34190) - you deserved it (3223)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

#18289580
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30015) - you deserved it (5864)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
601 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44401) - you deserved it (11613)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

#18271513
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37876) - you deserved it (5499)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my date threw a fit, burst into tears, and made a huge scene in the middle of a crowded restaurant, all because I offered to pay. FML

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

#18233744
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40807) - you deserved it (3989)

On 11/13/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by unlucky - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39201) - you deserved it (7746)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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