About Tygerarmy
King of Queens I'm a Ginger US Army - Intel Analyst Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie I ♣ baby seals! I'm not naked I'm Tattooed I ♥ Tattooed Girls B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood. Twitter/IG/Snapchat @TygerArmy
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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Night owl

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  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • Judgmental

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Beginner

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • I moderated this!

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • 50 favorites

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    82%
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    83%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    7%
  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Going for gold

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Tygerarmy's favorite FMLs

Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML

By "DemCherries" - / Tuesday 28 March 2017 15:00 / United States - Overland Park

Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put it outside. Unhappy with the situation, it leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML

By a cat named tiddles - / Thursday 30 March 2017 00:00 /

Today, my husband cleaned out our fireplace and found a very dead, mummified bat. After chasing me around the house with it, he set it atop the mantel. He refuses to get rid of it, and calls it "Henry". FML

By BatWife - / Wednesday 29 March 2017 19:00 / United States - New London

Today, after keeping myself awake coughing for 2 hours, I finally drifted off. My cat apparently thought I'd died, and gave me CPR. Now I have claw marks on my chest, and I'm still awake. FML

By racello13 - / Thursday 30 March 2017 11:27 /

Today, while I was at work, my kids had the great idea to make chocolate milk. My husband had the great idea not to clean up the chocolate mix the kids spilled, so the floor got covered in chocolate footprints. The cat then had the great idea to step in the mix, and cover everything else in chocolate paw prints. FML

By ChocolateEverywhere - / Thursday 23 March 2017 00:00 / Australia - Melbourne