About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
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tygerarmy's favorite FMLs
Today, I found out my request to have off on Thanksgiving for the first time in 6 years was denied, because I work the evening shift every year on Thanksgiving and that's convenient for everyone else. FML
by allidoiswrkwrkwrknomttrwht / 10/23/2016 at 11:59am / Work
Today, my customer complained to me that there were no scallops in her dish when it was "clearly stated on the menu." Finally, after she ran out of breath, I had to show her that the menu said scallions. She didn't understand, screamed at me and then walked out on her bill. FML
by purpletulip / 10/20/2016 at 9:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, at the register, I got a spontaneous nose bleed. The lady behind the counter apparently didn't do well with blood. Her face turned white, she passed out and fell with her head on the counter. FML
by knifewow / 10/20/2016 at 4:30am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/19/2016 at 6:54am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML
by JoeyTheJedi / 10/17/2016 at 8:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
by faeliality / 10/15/2016 at 1:54am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
by The_Life / 10/12/2016 at 9:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Geek
by K-Rat / 10/09/2016 at 8:16am / United States / Animals
by mikki_arlert / 10/08/2016 at 1:24am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2016 at 4:22pm / Switzerland / Animals
by storrent / 10/05/2016 at 12:18pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML
by StarDust5921 / 10/03/2016 at 9:55pm / United States (New York) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…