About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
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tygerarmy's favorite FMLs
Today, I was telling my friends that I'd gotten a paid position to cover a worker's bereavement leave for the next three weeks. They then called me an insensitive bitch for 'profiting from someone else's misfortune'. FML
by Anonymous / 02/25/2015 at 6:51am / United Kingdom / Work
by Anonymous / 02/25/2015 at 5:33am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML
by Anonymous / 02/23/2015 at 2:45am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by tom28402 / 02/22/2015 at 6:21pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML
by tulisa / 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Even after several hours I wasn't able to climax. My girlfriend now thinks that I don't like her body, and the reason I couldn't orgasm is because I don't like having sex with her. We spend the rest of the night in silence. FML
by TheFreyzy / 02/20/2015 at 2:40am / Switzerland / Intimacy
by superscript / 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by brazo667 / 02/09/2015 at 6:07pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by OnlyAvailableID / 02/08/2015 at 3:35am / Australia / Animals
by Milked Richard / 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Grrrreat / 02/04/2015 at 10:16am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by briang959 / 01/30/2015 at 6:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Chemist-why / 01/30/2015 at 10:11am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/14/2015 at 2:18am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The…