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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version
Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 9:17am - love - by Sl3vin (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States
Today, I went to Disneyworld. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year old man. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by disney - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I went on a blind date. It was going well until I brought up my views on politics. He then told me to shut up because women were incapable of intelligent thought. Then he asked if I wanted to go back to his place and have sex. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by OnlyIfYouLoveMe (woman) - United States
Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
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On 11/22/2009 at 3:03pm - love - by gj09 - United States
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by sleepwalker - United States (South Carolina)
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On 11/15/2009 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by loldick (man) - United States (Missouri)
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