About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
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I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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tygerarmy's favorite FMLs
Today, I threw a punch at my sensei like he told me to, except he failed to block it like he assured me he would. Now I'm banned from his classes and I'm pretty sure he's going to get the police involved. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2015 at 10:48am / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents confirmed we were going to be taking a Disney World trip for Christmas vacation. I already knew that we were taking a trip, but I was now missing a week of school. Being in 3 honors and an A.P. class, I said that I didn't want to go. I got called an "ungrateful, little prick". FML
by Screw My Parents / 12/21/2015 at 11:45pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Holidays
Today, the man I have been in a long-distance relationship with for 2 years told me he has been cheating on me for 6 months, and that he's leaving me for her. I'm due to fly out to see him next week on a non-refundable ticket. He insists that, "we can still hang out, just not have sex". FML
by Sadginger / 12/21/2015 at 6:45pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML
by Deweyboy / 12/21/2015 at 1:01pm / United States / Work
by Moth_Balled / 12/14/2015 at 11:50pm / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/13/2015 at 6:47am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
by Anonymous / 12/12/2015 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Transportation
by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
by Notfamous / 12/02/2015 at 5:18pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
by ygma / 12/01/2015 at 11:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by AlwaysTired / 11/27/2015 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2015 at 8:37am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, it's been two weeks since I got married. It's also two weeks since my husband got cold feet about moving in together, because he thinks the sudden change would be too emotionally distressing for his cat. FML
by unimpressed bride / 11/22/2015 at 1:10am / United States (Michigan) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…