About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
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I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
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B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
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by Anonymous / 06/13/2015 at 10:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML
by Bigbaby / 06/11/2015 at 6:29pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
by iamfab / 06/06/2015 at 1:52am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/05/2015 at 11:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by fffemaleee / 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by idonthavereligion / 05/29/2015 at 12:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by MarieAmber18 / 05/28/2015 at 2:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by Hyenayena / 05/23/2015 at 5:04pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
by homo fuckofftus / 05/22/2015 at 1:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 4:58pm / United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The) / Animals
by SOTS4335 / 05/16/2015 at 6:16pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by ptarr12345 / 05/14/2015 at 12:26am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Ixlovexwaffles / 04/29/2015 at 4:33pm / Intimacy
Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Animals
- Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom… Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass… Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed…