About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
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I never take things to heart
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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tygerarmy's favorite FMLs
by b.fritz / 09/24/2016 at 6:02am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by spaceavery / 09/24/2016 at 12:53am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by LoadingMeows / 09/22/2016 at 9:17pm / United States / Work
by sweet pea / 09/22/2016 at 5:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I visited my Aunt in hospital. Another patient got jealous, so she threw a tantrum. She threw things at us, pulled her drip out, threw herself to the floor, screamed, pounded the floor with her fists and pissed herself. My aunt is still waiting for a new room, and the staff blame me. FML
by ANON / 09/21/2016 at 10:09am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
Today, I found out what happens when you sleep with a girl your chemistry major friend likes. He put silver nitrate in my body wash and shampoo. I look like I survived an explosion in a Sharpie factory. He says it'll come off "in a few days". FML
by dude i am so sorry / 09/19/2016 at 3:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was notified of card fraud. As I was on the phone with the fraud department to take out any cash I could, the ATM ate my card and shredded it. The chip in my other card stopped working last week. I'm in Sweden until December and I have no money until October 1st. FML
by tjmtjm / 09/19/2016 at 1:47pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Money
Today, my wife announced she had a sexy surprise for me. Turns out she got a Brazilian wax, which is a huge turn-off for me. Not only could I not get it up, I got to hear all about how much her last boyfriend loved it. FML.
by HairToStay / 09/19/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, my cat wanted to go out. She watched me open the front door, leave it open while I got something from the car then come back inside. She then insisted on going out the back door. I'm a slave to a cat. FML
by catslave / 09/17/2016 at 4:43am / New Zealand / Animals
by Randomspaghetti / 09/15/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by stupidpplsuck / 09/15/2016 at 4:41am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Undersexed / 09/14/2016 at 6:01pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
by kmyltd / 09/14/2016 at 2:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML
by Torbey / 09/13/2016 at 11:49pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
by Oops / 09/13/2016 at 2:28pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…