About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
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I never take things to heart
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tygerarmy's favorite FMLs
by mavrick127 / 09/29/2016 at 10:21am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by toeloezz / 09/26/2016 at 2:02pm / Netherlands / Work
by b.fritz / 09/24/2016 at 6:02am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by spaceavery / 09/24/2016 at 12:53am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I visited my Aunt in hospital. Another patient got jealous, so she threw a tantrum. She threw things at us, pulled her drip out, threw herself to the floor, screamed, pounded the floor with her fists and pissed herself. My aunt is still waiting for a new room, and the staff blame me. FML
by ANON / 09/21/2016 at 10:09am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
Today, I found out what happens when you sleep with a girl your chemistry major friend likes. He put silver nitrate in my body wash and shampoo. I look like I survived an explosion in a Sharpie factory. He says it'll come off "in a few days". FML
by dude i am so sorry / 09/19/2016 at 3:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was notified of card fraud. As I was on the phone with the fraud department to take out any cash I could, the ATM ate my card and shredded it. The chip in my other card stopped working last week. I'm in Sweden until December and I have no money until October 1st. FML
by tjmtjm / 09/19/2016 at 1:47pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Money
Today, my wife announced she had a sexy surprise for me. Turns out she got a Brazilian wax, which is a huge turn-off for me. Not only could I not get it up, I got to hear all about how much her last boyfriend loved it. FML.
by HairToStay / 09/19/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Randomspaghetti / 09/15/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by stupidpplsuck / 09/15/2016 at 4:41am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Undersexed / 09/14/2016 at 6:01pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
by Oops / 09/13/2016 at 2:28pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by jshum / 09/13/2016 at 11:02am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
Today, my bitch of a boss sent out a group text saying she'd had a chainsaw accident and lost the tips of 4 of her fingers and would be out indefinitely. When I told my boyfriend, his immediate response was to grab my phone and reply "I'm stumped, I don't know what to say." She hasn't responded yet. FML
by 4fingerdiscount / 09/13/2016 at 7:07am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by livingonmyownfromnowon / 09/13/2016 at 2:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all… Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm… Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work,…