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twitch851
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 December 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 350
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About twitch851 : I'm a conservative brony that doesn't believe in the "love in tolerance" bullshit. I'm on tf 2 on the cmc server a lot so stop on bye and we'll rape yea!

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Today, my dad walked in on me lying down with my cat, eating ice cream, watching The Notebook with tears in my eyes. As if that's not bad enough, I'm a guy. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41306) - you deserved it (15871)

On 05/12/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17731) - you deserved it (29594)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by think i'm dating perdix (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I tried to clock in at work, only to have the clock tell me I "wasn't scheduled", so I asked my boss what was going on. Turns out I was fired, and this was her way of avoiding conflict. FML

#15416414
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26011) - you deserved it (1902)

On 03/21/2011 at 3:01pm - work - by anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30165) - you deserved it (24879)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his Cubical. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

#14033332
77 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 3:48am - intimacy - by Jack -

Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML

#13466865
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21905) - you deserved it (2137)

On 10/16/2010 at 12:41am - work - by hannahj88 - Australia



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