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About tw1st3r : Hola! I'm just here to read and laugh at people's misery. Don't argue with me because I'm just here to chill, relax and not stress myself over arguments.
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Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
Friday 2 October 2015