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tw1st3r

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 378
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tw1st3r : Hola! I'm just here to read and laugh at people's misery. Don't argue with me because I'm just here to chill, relax and not stress myself over arguments.
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tw1st3r's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML

by LiveGuard / 03/28/2012 at 1:30am / United States / Work

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh apparently. FML

by barface / 01/10/2012 at 9:52pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

by lions214 / 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

by fuckparents / 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

by Cpt Colin / 01/03/2012 at 2:17am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

by anonymous / 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm / United States (New York) / Transportation