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tw1st3r
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tw1st3r : Hola! I'm just here to read and laugh at people's misery. Don't argue with me because I'm just here to chill, relax and not stress myself over arguments.
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Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML

#19361709
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8698) - you deserved it (17015)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:30am - work - by LiveGuard - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh apparently. FML

#18770339
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27976) - you deserved it (2104)

On 01/10/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by barface - United States (Texas)

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

#18769573
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22664) - you deserved it (2196)

On 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm - work - by lions214 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59666) - you deserved it (2783)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30146) - you deserved it (4874)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39800) - you deserved it (2059)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)



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