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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3163
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About turbogirl : My name's Lara... I'm 19, I love my man and cars =)

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turbogirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23767) - you deserved it (10049)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while at work, I was told by a man who had literally just gotten back from his mothers funeral to cheer up, I was depressing him. FML

#9063709
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17827) - you deserved it (5256)

On 03/14/2010 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

#8223058
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26251) - you deserved it (9216)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm - love - by AnnaNick (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML

#7874367
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27618) - you deserved it (3979)

On 02/04/2010 at 11:12am - love - by confused - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

#7870417
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22118) - you deserved it (3066)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:40am - health - by littlespoon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10620) - you deserved it (47955)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat chested then said the reason he won't have sex with me anymore is because he is "used" to me. He said all of this in front of his friends. FML

#7701844
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19523) - you deserved it (2419)

On 01/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37700) - you deserved it (5231)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

#7662711
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5926) - you deserved it (26098)

On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - work - by ke (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML

#7651599
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26656) - you deserved it (2234)

On 01/28/2010 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML

#7566820
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32694) - you deserved it (2750)

On 01/25/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

#7563904
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30661) - you deserved it (4373)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

#7541135
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40584) - you deserved it (3178)

On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

#7493708
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26685) - you deserved it (5062)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version



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