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by noxiffic / 10/31/2014 at 8:31am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/22/2014 at 8:43pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Transportation
by Death By Parent / 07/19/2014 at 6:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Is that..? / 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by stinky breath / 07/15/2014 at 5:24pm / United States (California) / Health
by cyzn / 07/14/2014 at 1:59pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML
by akaka / 07/14/2014 at 9:38am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by guriak / 07/13/2014 at 9:16pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by egged / 07/07/2014 at 9:41pm / Singapore / Health
Today, as I was putting on sports shoes to get to a job interview in a hurry, a man ran past me and grabbed my formal shoes while shouting, "Ninja!" Try explaining to the guy at the interview why I was wearing sneakers with a skirt suit. FML
by Baskets-Tailleur / 07/07/2014 at 2:58am / France / Love
by notoneatall / 07/06/2014 at 11:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
by oh shit / 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of my coworkers has been signing off on paperwork, claiming he's been walking one of the residents daily. Aside from being a double leg amputee, the patient died two weeks ago. The state review board comes this week. FML
by cakefete2 / 07/04/2014 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
by AJL / 07/03/2014 at 9:30pm / United States / Transportation
- Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he… Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him… Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine…