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by Anonymous / 06/30/2012 at 5:45am / Intimacy
by esoog / 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2009 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
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