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tripp169
  • Town/Country : Dallas, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 8
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Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

#19870376
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I agree, your life sucks (27526) - you deserved it (4704)

On 06/30/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12034) - you deserved it (41817)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9795) - you deserved it (64138)

On 04/22/2009 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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