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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 April 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 199
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>alllisonnn</b> - the 05/16/2013 at 1:44am

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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tripp169's favorite FMLs

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2012 at 5:45am / Intimacy

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

by esoog / 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2009 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

by Anonymous / 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals