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trinidadm
  • Town/Country : Los Gatos, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 October 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About trinidadm : I play base guitar and drums

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Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21594) - you deserved it (6853)

On 09/05/2010 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25242) - you deserved it (3810)

On 07/12/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by Wrongtoilet (man) - Singapore

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (446227) - you deserved it (72710)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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