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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was told by my grandfather that I was no longer allowed to visit him or to set foot in his house. Why? He found out I have been taking Japanese and German as electives in my degree, so I must be an 'enemy spy'. FML

#20716829
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48128) - you deserved it (4898)

On 06/10/2013 at 1:09am - work - by Frazz (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

#20711208
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57323) - you deserved it (66261)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at the office, my most annoying client asked me to send her a document. I have now sent it to her over 5 times, in a different format each time, and every single time she replies with, "Not in the requested format". She won't tell me what the requested format is. FML

#20709289
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48654) - you deserved it (4110)

On 06/06/2013 at 8:38am - work - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

#20708788
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56326) - you deserved it (6022)

On 06/06/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML

#20704938
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44225) - you deserved it (3673)

On 06/04/2013 at 2:47am - health - by samaram (woman) - United States

Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML

#20703677
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55930) - you deserved it (5046)

On 06/03/2013 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Poland (Kujawsko-Pomorskie)



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