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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (24 years)
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TODAY, I REALIZED JUST HOW MUCH OF A BITCH I AM WHEN I GROUNDED MY SON 4 NOT TELLING ME WHAT HE GOT ME 4 MY BRTHDAY. FML

#19861407
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6252) - you deserved it (80853)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I REALIZED JUST HOW MUCH OF A BITCH I AM WHEN I GROUNDED MY SON 4 NOT TELLING ME WHAT HE GOT ME 4 MY BRTHDAY. FML

#19861407
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6252) - you deserved it (80853)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

2day son paid the price fir emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested fir punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. fat FML

#19794074
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30607) - you deserved it (4086)

On 06/15/2012 at 8:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today , I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home , I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her , and she started flapping in my face , causing me to crash my car into a tree. big fat FML

#19791173
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7351) - you deserved it (46823)

On 06/15/2012 at 5:43am - animals - by Anna (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, WHILE DRIVING HOME FROM WORK, I NOTICED THE DRIVER NEXT TO ME WAS HAPPILY CHATTING ON HER PHONE . I FUCKING DESPISE THESE WOULD-BE MURDERERS, SO I SLAMMED MY HORN TO SIGNAL MY DISGUST . SHE PANICKED AND SWERVED STRAIGHT INTO MY CAR . FML

#19761420
390 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, I found out tat my new girlfriend breastfeeds er dolls. FML

#19730259
282 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)

Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML

#19710494
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (2822) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at fir nine years. real FML

#19703809
92 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 9:51am - work - by chlorinesmells - United States

TODAY , I WAS DRIVING OMA , WAN SOMA KID ON A MOTORBIKA SOT IN FRONT OF MA FROM TA PAVAMANT , ALMOST RUNNING MA OFF TA ROAD. WAN I CONFRONTD IM , A SCRAAMD , ( WATC WARA YOUR GOING NAXT TIMA! ) IF I COULD FLUS AVARY LAST ONA OF TASA UMAN TURDS FROM TA TOILAT OF LIFA , I WOULD. FML

#19698892
93 comments

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On 05/29/2012 at 1:10pm - misc - by cunting cunts (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today , I Had To Gat Tha Managar Of A Grocary Stora To Axplain To His Amployaa How Coupons Work. Tha Amployaa Had Rafusad To Accapt Tha Coupons I Was Using , 4 Faar That , "thay Will Ba Daductad From Mah Paychack." Maga FML

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma, panicking. Apparantly ha had a haadacha, but wasn't concantrating onhat tablat ha grabbad, and accidantally took tablat 4 ( raliaf of pariod pain ). Ha was convincad ha was going to grow ovaria ovarnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23281) - you deserved it (2467)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of mah company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were amused. FML

#19668387
92 comments

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On 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? big fat FML

#19667641
177 comments

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On 05/23/2012 at 1:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today... mah husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading... and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55... he retorted... "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night... fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

#19644251
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23609) - you deserved it (4771)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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