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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (24 years)
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Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

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109 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today I was walking up some stairs an heard a noise as if someone was following me. The faster I went the louder the noise got. I was too scared to realize that it was just mah thighs causing mah jeans to chafe. FML

#20016166
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On 08/12/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by FlorenceD - United States (Texas)

2day at work , I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant , fifteen-year-old , brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out 4 bieng rude by using words from a "foriegn language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
314 comments

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On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

2day at work , I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant , fifteen-year-old , brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out 4 bieng rude by using words from a "foriegn language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
314 comments

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On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed an told the rest of family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, mother screamed, ( We have had that toilet brush 4 twenty-six years! ) FML

#19995981
141 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 3:59am - misc - by SLAB_GIRL15 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today wile watcing te Olympics ma fater found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an atlete jumps or bends over. Tis will be a very long few weeks. FML

#19995451
98 comments

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On 07/31/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by joleezad5 - United States (Missouri)

Today, wile working as a manager at a restaurant, te "All employees must was ands" sign in te batroom was stolen. Now my employees won't was teir ands cuz tey "don't ave to." FML

#19986926
208 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 5:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixd. When I opend the box there was a note attachd to my phone that said, ( All you had to do was turn it on. ) FML

#19986553
168 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by ryanharp2 - United States (Arkansas)

Yesterday , I had to explain to mah boyfriend y period blood couldn't be savd and donatd to the hospital 4 transplants. FML

#19986009
132 comments

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On 07/26/2012 at 8:46pm - misc - by Carrie G. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom once again commentd on how I ned to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks looool I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML

#19985136
209 comments

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On 07/26/2012 at 10:48am - health - by maddiebauer - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between yur teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML

#19976445
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On 07/22/2012 at 6:45pm - misc - by fmyarse (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Today, father,ho is going through a seriou mid-life crisis, walked into room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy 4 "corrupt bankers." FML

#19950706
146 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I got ome from te ospital after I burnd my and. Wy? I droppd my pone in te potile stirring ot soup, an I reacd in to get it. FML

#19940108
139 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 3:45am - health - by scooter922 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down an punched myself in the balls. FML

#19918073
186 comments

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On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY, I'M ACCUSED OF VANDALIZING A COP CAR DURING A NIGHT OF PARTYING, AN IN SO DOING, VIOLATING PAROLE!! WHILE TALKING WITH LAWYER, WHO I SPENT ALL SAVINGS ON, I SAID HE COULD HRE BETTER THAN HIS HIDEOUS SECRETARY!! TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS WIFE!! I THINK I'M NOW MORE SCREWED THAN EVER!! FML

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On 07/09/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by jillie minaj (woman) - United States



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