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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 677
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About trenton95 : Well what can I say. I'm a shy person around people I don't know that well so chances are I probably won't talk that much to people unless I come out of my "shell" that my friends call it. I love guns. I'm 15 and I love meeting new people. Just not talking to them that much... I really just want to find a girl that makes me happy. I'm not looking for a relationship that lasts forever I actually want to enjoy the rest of high school. O and I love putting little bunnies like this under everything
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trenton95's favorite FMLs

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49751) - you deserved it (26031)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14168) - you deserved it (66549)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38945) - you deserved it (10503)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML

#16213950
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39082) - you deserved it (14972)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm - love - by Fatty (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25709) - you deserved it (35221)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63566) - you deserved it (9889)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21384) - you deserved it (2448)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55808) - you deserved it (24593)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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