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About trenton95 : Well what can I say. I'm a shy person around people I don't know that well so chances are I probably won't talk that much to people unless I come out of my "shell" that my friends call it. I love guns. I'm 15 and I love meeting new people. Just not talking to them that much... I really just want to find a girl that makes me happy. I'm not looking for a relationship that lasts forever I actually want to enjoy the rest of high school. O and I love putting little bunnies like this under everything
Oh... and don't forget HU4L BAAABBBBBYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Friday 2 October 2015