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travisphy's favorite FMLs
by sad-sexed / 09/06/2010 at 8:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by urgg / 09/05/2010 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
by Jesska / 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Devon / 09/03/2010 at 12:35am / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
by ohseven6421 / 09/03/2010 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Buzzie / 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML
by coyote / 09/02/2010 at 3:25am / Japan / Health
by fmlskank93 / 09/01/2010 at 7:10am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Jill Shanks / 09/01/2010 at 2:16am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML
by ashlee / 08/31/2010 at 2:07pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
by weezel / 08/31/2010 at 9:13am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Intimacy
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
by JDLAX1924 / 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm / United States / Intimacy
by reckless / 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by allalone / 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…