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Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 4:30am - love - by lonleystoner91 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)
Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML
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On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - intimacy - by Buzzie (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML
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Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
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On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
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On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States
Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by ashlee (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 9:13am - intimacy - by weezel (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
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On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States
Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by allalone - United States (Georgia)
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 8:32am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
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