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  • Birth Date : Friday 7 June 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2014
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About traveler_ghost : My name's Asher, or Ash. Still wondering why my High-School isn't like the one's in the movies. Fun Fact: I like dogs and cats, but you Must Love Dogs. Chihuahua's and Dachshund's are my favorite. I may go into Vet school, still undecided

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Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

#4601
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29192) - you deserved it (3051)

On 02/01/2009 at 9:41am - work - by sportskidguru - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

#4601
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29192) - you deserved it (3051)

On 02/01/2009 at 9:41am - work - by sportskidguru - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

#4601
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29192) - you deserved it (3051)

On 02/01/2009 at 9:41am - work - by sportskidguru - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

#4601
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29192) - you deserved it (3051)

On 02/01/2009 at 9:41am - work - by sportskidguru - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

#4601
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29192) - you deserved it (3051)

On 02/01/2009 at 9:41am - work - by sportskidguru - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

#4601
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29192) - you deserved it (3051)

On 02/01/2009 at 9:41am - work - by sportskidguru - United States (Missouri)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (1426)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (1426)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (1426)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (1426)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (1426)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (1426)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (1426)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25573) - you deserved it (3726)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25573) - you deserved it (3726)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)



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