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trapper84
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 290
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About trapper84 : I love snowboarding, lacrosse, basketball, eating

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Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58865) - you deserved it (9177)

On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML

#3682423 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (38541)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:35am - animals - by tryscal - United States (California)

Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML

#3555037 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (8704) - you deserved it (46365)

On 07/07/2009 at 2:19pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

#3553930 (425)

I agree, your life sucks (10853) - you deserved it (125477)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stoopid (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

#2738282 (308)

I agree, your life sucks (84981) - you deserved it (2927)

On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

#2688793 (488)

I agree, your life sucks (24334) - you deserved it (224120)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number I said 'Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number'. So many girls have given me that number, I memorized it. FML

#2523037 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (43692) - you deserved it (4344)

On 06/02/2009 at 1:41am - love - by toobad (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML

#1927832 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (51694) - you deserved it (4044)

On 05/14/2009 at 11:24am - kids - by TwinDad (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41090) - you deserved it (26569)

On 05/13/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

#897353 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (66092) - you deserved it (1966)

On 04/10/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9256) - you deserved it (105116)

On 04/01/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by blackvogue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!". I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML

#280211 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (26336) - you deserved it (73272)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)