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Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

#20045566
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29700) - you deserved it (5704)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51142) - you deserved it (4571)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML

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154 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by nothing (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 11:29pm - misc - by a person - United States (California)



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