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today during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages 4 the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped an fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML


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